A Man Discovers the Texas Testosterone Festival

One of my favorite places in Austin is Auditorium Shores, by the Long Center and Palmer Events Center so I am constantly looking for events and festivals going on nearby. I was searching online and I came across this: The Texas Testosterone Festival. Okay, I thought ... that's ridiculous. A festival for men? What could they possibly have to do? Naturally, I had to find out more.

Much to my surprise (not really), this event has anything and everything the typical man likes to do. Watch UFC? Well, yes. Fantasy Football? Uh huh. A Spartan 300 Challenge? I don't know what this is but it sounds freakin cool. Okay, so maybe I am a typical guy. And maybe I will check this thing out.

Hey, as long as I get to stop by the dog park at Auditorium Shores afterward to check out the view. Of the city skyline, that is. Man, I need a dog.

Check it out: texastestosteronefestival.com, Aug. 15-16.