Collective wisdom ... for Austinites?

By GrammarCops - Thursday June 18, 2009 - 4:57 pm
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Here's our question ... What is the collective for Austinites?

How will you answer? Here's a post to help you think up an term for all of us who call Austin home ...

Today, on Twitter, we got the question (via a follower’s tweet):

“Does anyone know what the collective for ‘authors’ is? Grammar geeks, I need you!”

This sent us running for our copy of the fabulous book: “An Exaltation of Larks or, The Venereal Game” by James Lipton, which is, by most measures, the authority on collectives. Once we turned the cover, we were, once again, in deep; off and running, figuratively, in our own little collective world.

This book is delightful. We highly recommend it for those who enjoy a good play of words. And, these entries can be put to practical use too.

As a tribute to the great Dr. Lipton, we offer some additions to this ever-growing list of collectives. We begin with one that we invented because we did not find the answer to today’s original question …

  • A composition of authors.

 

And so, here goes:

  • A schedule of planners.
  • A class of trainers.
  • A quota of sales reps.
  • A pool of typists.
  • A service of customer agents.
  • A circuit of engineers.
  • A board of chip designers.
  • A club of golfers.
  • A string of gift wrappers.
  • A cut of hairdressers.
  • A cell of inmates.
  • A cord of bungee jumpers.
  • A package of UPS drivers.
  • A cue of pool players.
  • A clue of detectives.
  • A deck of carpenters.
  • A pad of stenographers.
  • A capsule of pharmacists.
  • A tablet of scribes.
  • A mess of marines.
  • A gang of oneupsmen.
  • A ledger of accountants.
  • A set of screenwriters.
  • A patch of menders.
  • A pack of hikers.
  • A register of cashiers.
  • A league of SCUBA divers.
  • A web of bloggers.
     

To be added soon:

  • A(n) _______________ of Austinites!

 

Just to let you know, we have a few early entries:

  • A score of Austinites (you know, live music ... score ... too obscure?)
  • A weirdness of Austinites (a tribute to our unofficial slogan: "Keep Austin Weird")
  • An eclection of Austinites (an invented word meaning an eclectic collection)
  • A progress of Austinites (we are progressive/forward-thinking, aren't we?)

 

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